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xoxo,

        Emma

tribute to Oscar's spring collection by yours truly:

Testing The Waters: Wet Wardrobe

It's almost swim suit season. This means a whole new set of apparel is necessary. Bikinis for those who can, to one suits to those who like to conceal. Recognize what type of suit is for you. If you're busty, a string bikini isn't for you (unless you want that sort of reputation and back pain). Try a more supported halter top. If you are not busty, but wish to be, Victoria Secret Pink makes cute push up bikinis that don't scream, I'M A PUSH UP.  If you are trying to cover a consistent freshman fifteen, I encourage tankinis. Very cute but they give you that security blanket around the mid section should you want it. Beach cover ups and SPF are essential. Even if you are purposely embracing UVA and UVB, a lite SPF is necessary. Remember, CUTE shit flops (that are water proof). Have fun a la playa ladies.
 xoxo,
       Emma
Trends to watch out for: White Hot, Bohemian, Tribal, BRIGHT and Bandeau. I put together some of Bloomies' best down below!

Flirty Skirty: A Feminine Approach To Spring

Skirts are God's gift to women in every way.
Whether your ass is too big or too small, there is a skirt for you. Lost weight and want to show off your new figure? Body con. Gained weight and wish to hide your new rear cushion? Pleat it out. Hate your legs? Go Maxi. Love them? Go mini (but not trashy).
Check out these new spring favorites in pastels from Bloomies!
Enjoy the breeze, Ladies.
xoxo Emma

Grand Gladiators: Champion of the Sandal

I know I already said this. But Y'all need some nice sandals, and it's gladiator season. Take the hint. I don't want to see your flip flops chillin' on a nice day unless you're at the beach. Go Glad or go home. I say that with love.
xoxo Emma

Shit-Flops : What To Wear When You Don't Want To Care

Shit-Flops/Shit-Shoes:

We all have them. The shoes we wear when we are running out the door and don't have time to put together the tail ends of outfits, or are off doing something in the outdoors (or in the case of college students, taking a shower). Shit-Flops. Or things close to Shit-Flops. Ladies, I love you but there are some things that should not be worn regularly even if they are your "idontgiveacrap" shoes.

Following Offenders:
Crocs (unless you are gardening or in the shower, they should not be seen).
Merrils
Chacos (great for the outdoors! but if you already have to pull the straps on why not wear cute shoes...?)
Keens (again, save it for the outdoors)
Tevas (OUTDOORS)

Suggestions:
Rainbows: Rainbows are actually durable flip flops with arch support AND a warranty. When you grind through the first few layers of the sole you can send them in and get a new pair! They come in a variety of colors, materials and styles. However, they are not water proof and should be replaced every year or so.
Havianas: these shoes are perfect shit flops. They come in every color under the sun, are perfect to get wet (I used them as my shower shoes), are relatively inexpensive and are sold everywhere. Money goes towards the Brazilian Institute for Ecological Research and Conservation International. Both organizations help to save Brazilian ecosystems, while creating measures to prevent further damage. Good cause!
Keds: cute slip ons. Designed for every kind of weather and style.
Toms: We have seen them everywhere but they really do make a difference. The different mediums and styles are fun (please don't all buy the same ones). Every pair you buy pays for a pair to go to an underprivileged child! You also get a cute toms flag when you buy them!

Please remember - if your toes are out, they best be clean/ and or polished.
According to Cosmo feet can be a big deal breaker for boys...if that matters.

TOTE-ALLY Original

Dear Ladies,

          You all have the same book bag. Lame. I get it. Marc by Marc Jacobs Tates are super cute and Longchamps are so easy to clean! Honestly, I am tired of seeing them...everywhere. Here are a few new suggestions for fashionable and new ways to haul your junk. Check out the following:

Thinking Green? Stella McCartney made cute recycled tote bags for Adidas! $40 at Neiman Marcus.

                        xoxo,
                                 Emma

Someone Dial Nail One One!

Attention Ladies...and gentlemen!

        I have many pet peeves in life, visible panty lines etc., however, the one I wish to address right now is nasty nails. Nasty Nails involve unpolished or even worse half polished nails that are not filed and just look outrageously nasty. Nail health is incredibly crucial! The strength of your nails is an indication of whether or not you are getting the proper nutrition! For example, if your finger nails are completely white you could have a liver disease. ANYWAYS, please pay attention to your nails! We use our hands (and nails more specifically for many things) so keeping them clean and beautiful does matter.  Personally, I have extremely weak nails (I have a terrible diet) and use nail strengthener coats and take vitamins to improve their strength. This type of thing may seem frivolous but I personally think it matters. Girls spend tons of time on their hair, a collection of accumulated dead skin cells.. so why not nails? Also an accumulation of dead skin cells.
      I am not suggesting everyone go out an get a manipedi. If you can though, do some simple clean up/glamorization!
      I clean under my fingernails to get rid of nasty stuff all the time, I would suggest others do that too. I use tools to stop a hang nail before I want to hang myself etc. I file my nails so I don't accidentally puncture someone or look like the witch in Snow White.
      I also paint my nails with color! This can be a wonderful thing! No one can see the dirt under your nails that you are not removing! Your nails can now compliment your outfits!
      Point is, please stop walking around with nails from The Ring. Take care of them and take care of yourself. Perhaps go as far as making them look pretty!

Can't Pick a Color? Try http://www.essie.com/nail-colors/ for Some Ideas. But remember, it's spring (save the blacks, browns, and dark blues +hues for later!)

                                           xoxo,  
                                                    Emma